lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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