it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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