Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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