Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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