Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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