Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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