The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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