no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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