Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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