doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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