My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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