Me too!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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