I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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