He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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