Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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