You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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