How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch