I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
