i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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