He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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