His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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