i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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