S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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