this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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