just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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