does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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