Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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