it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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