fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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