What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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