By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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