I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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