I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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