I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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