Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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