why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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