My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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