You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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