you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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