I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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