i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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