I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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