from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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