did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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