You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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