Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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