She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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