I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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