i may or may not be watching the land before time
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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