i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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