Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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