No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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