i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
from now on my penis is your penis
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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