sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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