Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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