In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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