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You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
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Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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